sweet justice

i think the 'sho yo flesh' story shouldn't apply to everybody, but isn't it lovely when boys who have broken up with you end up dating completely lame girls several years later, and both of their waists have expanded by a factor of ten? i know, i know. it's almost mean. except that they broke up with you so it's only even. that, and you weren't the one eating all that bojangles at some winston-salem dump. dear rat, i knew you when you'd LOST your babyfat. what on earth are you doing putting it back on?


terrible, i know. but so true.